Welcome, bitch

Supreme bitch #1

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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Anonymous asked: You are so gorgeous, I wish you were my boyfriend :3

I’m not currently accepting any applications (unless Erlend fucks up, JK) but this was really sweet anyways :)

Anonymous asked: You come off to me as such a sweetheart

this was so nice to read, like thanks :) Do I know you tho?